How Much Wine Do I Need? Caloric Cuvée Saves the Night!

As you all know, I have four kids… A sweet, but hellaciously loud and rambunctious herd of children, and there are days… Many of them, in fact… That I require good red wine (Cupcake’s Red Velvet or Seven Deadly Zins, if you’re buying) to soothe my nerves after dealing with them. All. Day. Long. Yes friends, I’m telling you that there are days I actually choose wine over scotch (gasp!). When I do, I’m never quite sure how much I will need to send my Happy Meter back into the positive range… I mean someone really should write a recipe/textbook for exactly how much alcohol is needed after dealing with certain issues. For example: Day with vomiting toddler + Baby with colic = 3 glasses of wine/1 Scotch Double Or Weekend Trip to See Grandparents in another state + Chatterbox preschooler= Whole Bottle Enter Caloric Cuvée. Mine tells me exactly how much wine to pour in the glass after dealing with my kids…. Because OBVIOUSLY I need my full dosage amount of wine to get the desired effects of relaxation. Caloric Cuvée also has the perfect solution for those of us that want wine but are watching our calories. This…

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Being Good At Drinking Wine Isn’t a Hobby… I Think?

By: Jessica Azar So this afternoon I was in the grocery store with Sundance, the Princess and LLL getting the weekly ginormous amount of food needed to sustain our family… And we walked past a huge end-cap of an aisle with giant bottles of wine on it… Looked pretty enticing to me quite honestly… A wall of wine sounds like a great time to me! Anyways, Sundancesays “Hey! Those are on sale! If Poppy (that’s what they call my Dad) was here he’d buy a bunch at that low price!”…. I almost busted out laughing, we had talked about looking for sales and saving money before coming into the store, so him looking for a good deal didn’t surprise me like the wine part did…But I said “Well son, why do you think Poppy would buy the wine?”… Sundance said “Poppy loves wine! He always drinks it whenever we eat… I think it might be his hobby” By this point I’m actively laughing… He’s looking at me like I’m rude or crazy for laughing at his serious observation. I said “Well yes, Poppy does like wine… But I wouldn’t call It a HOBBY…. Eating and drinking shouldn’t be hobbies. Drinking…

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