Do Unicorns do WHAT?!

Today I was playing My Little Ponies with the Princess… She’s obsessed with them and unicorns… And we were making them line up for “Pony School”. She said, ” Okay Ponies, Time for a bathroom break!”.. . I’m guessing this is what they say at her preschool. She finishes lining them up, and I noticed she separated the two unicorns out of the group of ponies waiting in lime for their personal chance at bathroom relief. Obviously, I just had to ask her why she did it… She said that she’s pretty sure that God gave them their unicorn horns to pee out of, and that because of this, they had to use the other bathroom. I asked her where she heard that unicorns do this with their horns, and she said that it makes sense, since boys, like her brothers, pee out of THEIR horns. These kids crack me up.

Are these unicorns peeking out of their horns together?

Are these unicorns peeking out of their horns together?

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